An Open Letter to the Women who use the bathroom at work

10 Dec

Hello Ladies –

We’re supposed to be the more refined of the sexes – the fairer, if you will.  Then let’s act like it, shall we.

I understand your concerns about germs and big-bad-bugs and sitting on the actual toilets but C’MON!  Even if you’re doing squats on legs that haven’t actually done more than walk from the car to the office and back, how the hell are you peeing on the seat?

And then – why are you not CLEANING UP AFTER YOURSELF!?! 

And furthermore my delicate little flowers, should you experience a massive bowel movement that is quite odorous, please use the air freshener less the woman in the stall next to you either evacuates her stomach contents or passes out due to the putridity of the odor. 

So, in summation, either stay seated for the entire performance OR clean up after the rain. 

With  love,



2 Responses to “An Open Letter to the Women who use the bathroom at work”

  1. Epijunky December 10, 2009 at 11:28 pm #

    I work with a bunch of guys, so…

    Yeah, you can imagine what I encounter when I dare to use the station bathroom.

    Eww. Just….. Eww.

    • tswimmwer December 11, 2009 at 2:10 pm #

      Epi – it’s like that when I’m at the Rescue Station…the guys like to use the Women’s bathroom for the more ‘fragrant’ of their emissions. It’s stomach churning, are you sure you do not have a rectal bleed foul smelling. Yuck.

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